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April Fool Resignation Letter

{ 05:22, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 } { 0 comments } { Link }

A Boss looking through his Mail Box
was astonished to see a mail from an
Employee who was supposed to be busy
working at Client side on a critical
project. It had the subject - "TaTa -
Bye Bye". With the worst premonition
he opened the mail and read the
content with trembling hands:-

Dear Sir,

It is with great regret and sorrow
that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving
the job. The offer was too lucrative
and attractive for me to turn down. I
had to abscond because I wanted to
avoid a scene with the HR and you. I
am sorry but I had no choice.

The project is working fine. There are
only 108 issues pending, out of which
only 38% issues are High Priority.
Hence I am sure there is no need to
worry about. The next Phase of major
enhancements I have been working upon,
have been completed halfway. I am sure
the new person who would replace me
would not understand what all I had
done so far. Hence, for his and your
convenience, I have taken care to
remove all the work that I had been
doing this far for nearly 3 months
now. I am sure you will appreciate my
insight and "big heart".

I am of course retaining the Originals
that I had retrieved for the purpose
of Passport verification with me,
considering it as a parting gift from
you. Of course, I will not pay the
bond amount that I owe the company
(since I Am breaking the bond). But I
will consider this as a parting gift
from our Dear company. I moving out of
town since the new company is situated
in another City.

Also, I have changed my contact
number. So you will not be able to get
in touch with me, to congratulate me.
But I know your blessings are always
with me. Last but not the least. I
also have the $12000 entrusted to me
by our company's cultural events
group, for the upcoming movie event. I
am sure you would have wanted me to
keep it with myself as an added bonus
from our company. I respect you very
much, hence your wish is my command.

Don't worry sir. I am 2 years
experienced now, learning so much from
your company. So I will surely use
this knowledge to write better
programs for the new company. Someday
I'm sure we will meet sometime in the
future. If you wish, I will surely be
glad to give my employee reference for
you to apply for a job in the new
company which I am joining.

Your faithful employee,
S. W. Engineer

At the bottom of the page were the
letters "PS". Hands still trembling,
the Boss read:

PS: Dearest Boss, none of the above is
true. I'm am still busy working at
client side. I just wanted to remind
you that there are worse things in
life than my "Request to reconsider my
Salary Appraisal" attached with this
mail. Please approve it and call when
it is safe for me to come to our
Office to discuss this.

My respect and Best Regards to you

Crappy Old Man Story...

{ 05:20, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 } { 0 comments } { Link }

Paddy and his two friends are talking
at a bar.

His first friend says: "I think my
wife is having an affair with the
electrician. The other day I came home
and found wire cutters under our bed
and they weren't mine."

His second friend says: "I think my
wife is having an affair with the
plumber, the other day I found a
wrench under the bed and it wasn't
mine."

Paddy says: "I think my wife is having
an affair with a horse." Both his
friends look at him with utter
disbelief.

"No, I'm serious. The other day I came
home and found a jockey under our
bed."

My First's Blog

{ 11:56, Monday, February 25, 2008 } { 1 comments } { Link }

Hello Readers,

Well, this is my first time writing blog. I will using this first entry as my testing. Master or Sifu here please write some comment for my blog. Greetings everyone.

Best Wishes,

Cheers,

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